My Frat Boy Niall Masterpost (plus a little Harry)

Because Frat Boy Niall makes it into 7/8ths of my dreams everynight, what a slut… Harry makes an appearance as well because Narry is the sexiest bromance on wheels..

So you’re a college frosh and you decide to go a frat party and Niall’s just there checking out all the new girls

Frat Boy Niall living it up on a mother fucking boat

Being a total goon, because he’s Niall fucking HORAN

No frat boy can be seen in an ill-fitting snap back, can they, Niall?

you precious mofo

ugh, he isN’T ONLY PRECIOUS BUT HE’S A SEXY CUNT AND WHEN HE WALKS INTO A ROOM ALL THE GIRLS WANT TO SIT ON HIS FACE.

I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE ARMS, IMAGINE THEM PINNING YOU UP AGAINST A WALL WHILE HE MAKES OUT WITH YOU AT SOME PARTY AND YOU CAN TASTE THE ALCOHOL IN HIS BREATH..

fuck you, niALL HORAN. life ruiner.

and because he’s a total slut he’ll show a little nipple on the spring break trip to mexico..

as if that wasn’t enough let me introduce you to his classy frat brother, harry..

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The girls on campus don’t know if this is precious, kinky, or both.. Whatever it is they’d still have a threesome with them..

JUST IMAGINE THESE TWO CONDUCTING A FUCKING A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST..

and then they go back to being classy mother fuckers when they have to deal with the alumni..

it’s just such a great bromance and you know you’d fuck them both at the same time in a heartbeat..

Over and out because Niall’s in my bedroom with the bong and we’re about to have fab baked sex.

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