Because Frat Boy Niall makes it into 7/8ths of my dreams everynight, what a slut… Harry makes an appearance as well because Narry is the sexiest bromance on wheels..
So you’re a college frosh and you decide to go a frat party and Niall’s just there checking out all the new girls
Frat Boy Niall living it up on a mother fucking boat
Being a total goon, because he’s Niall fucking HORAN
No frat boy can be seen in an ill-fitting snap back, can they, Niall?
you precious mofo
ugh, he isN’T ONLY PRECIOUS BUT HE’S A SEXY CUNT AND WHEN HE WALKS INTO A ROOM ALL THE GIRLS WANT TO SIT ON HIS FACE.
I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE ARMS, IMAGINE THEM PINNING YOU UP AGAINST A WALL WHILE HE MAKES OUT WITH YOU AT SOME PARTY AND YOU CAN TASTE THE ALCOHOL IN HIS BREATH..
fuck you, niALL HORAN. life ruiner.
and because he’s a total slut he’ll show a little nipple on the spring break trip to mexico..
as if that wasn’t enough let me introduce you to his classy frat brother, harry..
The girls on campus don’t know if this is precious, kinky, or both.. Whatever it is they’d still have a threesome with them..
JUST IMAGINE THESE TWO CONDUCTING A FUCKING A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST..
and then they go back to being classy mother fuckers when they have to deal with the alumni..
it’s just such a great bromance and you know you’d fuck them both at the same time in a heartbeat..
Over and out because Niall’s in my bedroom with the bong and we’re about to have fab baked sex.